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[Archive]: The White Stripes to Strum No More

Sad news coming out of the music world today, folks — Michigan born rock duo The White Stripes, consisting of once-married pair Jack and Meg White have, after, a long hiatus, split up. Officially confirming the news today, in a statement via their website, the pair have said:

“The White Stripes would like to announce that today, February 2nd, 2011, their band has officially ended and will make no further new recordings or perform live.”

They go on to emphasise that, “The reason is not due to artistic differences or lack of wanting to continue, nor any health issues as both Meg and Jack are feeling fine and in good health,” quelling fans’ possible fears that Meg’s well documented acute anxiety problems, which caused a halt to the band’s last tour in 2007, eventually leading to its cancellation, were in any way to blame for the unexpected split. Or inamicability, for that matter.

The pair cite, “…A myriad of reasons,” saying that is, “…mostly to preserve What [sic] is beautiful and special about the band and have it stay that way.” As well as this, they thank their fans for their un-relenting support during their both “intense and incredible career,” while also giving a future ray of hope to their legions of fans, by promising that their unreleased tracks will not become dust covered and forgotten, but will be released at some point in the future.

They end the statement by saying that they:

“…hope this decision isn’t met with sorrow by their fans but that it is seen as a positive move done out of respect for the art and music that the band has created. It is also done with the utmost respect to those fans who’ve shared in those creations, with their feelings considered greatly.”

And, by giving over ownership of all that is The White Stripes to said fans with these upbeat parting words:

“The White Stripes do not belong to Meg and Jack anymore. The White Stripes belong to you now and you can do with it whatever you want. The beauty of art and music is that it can last forever if people want it to. Thank you for sharing this experience. Your involvement will never be lost on us and we are truly grateful.

The White Stripes, who came to being in 1997, rocked our world for 14 glorious years. They leave as their legacy six studio albums — The White Stripes (1999), De Stijl (2000), White Blood Cells (2001), Elephant (2003), Get Behind Me Satan (2005) and Icky Thump; one live album; one E.P.; 26 singles and fifteen music videos. Oh, Jack and Meg, ye of the unrelenting black, white and red colour palette; banging thump-thump of the drums that was impossible not to rock out to; and most striking visual imagery; ye will be sadly, sadly missed.

This was originally published on February 2, 2011, and could be seen, in edited form (when the site was still up), here.

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President Obama’s Election Speech — In Full

Tonight, more than 200 years after a former colony won the right to determine its own destiny, the task of perfecting our union moves forward.

It moves forward because of you. It moves forward because you reaffirmed the spirit that has triumphed over war and depression, the spirit that has lifted this country from the depths of despair to the great heights of hope, the belief that while each of us will pursue our own individual dreams, we are an American family, and we rise or fall together as one nation and as one people.

Tonight, in this election, you, the American people, reminded us that while our road has been hard, while our journey has been long, we have picked ourselves up, we have fought our way back, and we know in our hearts that for the United States of America, the best is yet to come.

I want to thank every American who participated in this election. Whether you voted for the very first time — or waited in line for a very long time — by the way, we have to fix that. Whether you pounded the pavement or picked up the phone — whether you held an Obama sign or a Romney sign, you made your voice heard and you made a difference.

I just spoke with Governor Romney and I congratulated him and Paul Ryan on a hard-fought campaign. We may have battled fiercely, but it’s only because we love this country deeply and we care so strongly about its future. From George to Lenore to their son Mitt, the Romney family has chosen to give back to America through public service. And that is a legacy that we honor and applaud tonight. In the weeks ahead, I also look forward to sitting down with Governor Romney to talk about where we can work together to move this country forward.

I want to thank my friend and partner of the last four years, America’s happy warrior, the best vice president anybody could ever hope for, Joe Biden.

And I wouldn’t be the man I am today without the woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago. Let me say this publicly. Michelle, I have never loved you more. I have never been prouder to watch the rest of America fall in love with you too as our nation’s first lady.

Sasha and Malia — before our very eyes, you’re growing up to become two strong, smart, beautiful young women, just like your Mom. And I am so proud of you guys. But I will say that for now, one dog’s probably enough.

To the best campaign team and volunteers in the history of politics — the best — the best ever — some of you were new this time around, and some of you have been at my side since the very beginning.

But all of you are family. No matter what you do or where you go from here, you will carry the memory of the history we made together. And you will have the lifelong appreciation of a grateful president. Thank you for believing all the way — to every hill, to every valley. You lifted me up the whole day, and I will always be grateful for everything that you’ve done and all the incredible work that you’ve put in.

I know that political campaigns can sometimes seem small, even silly. And that provides plenty of fodder for the cynics who tell us that politics is nothing more than a contest of egos or the domain of special interests. But if you ever get the chance to talk to folks who turned out at our rallies and crowded along a rope line in a high school gym or — or saw folks working late at a campaign office in some tiny county far away from home, you’ll discover something else.

You’ll hear the determination in the voice of a young field organizer who’s working his way through college and wants to make sure every child has that same opportunity. You’ll hear the pride in the voice of a volunteer who’s going door to door because her brother was finally hired when the local auto plant added another shift.

You’ll hear the deep patriotism in the voice of a military spouse who’s working the phones late at night to make sure that no one who fights for this country ever has to fight for a job or a roof over their head when they come home.

That’s why we do this. That’s what politics can be. That’s why elections matter. It’s not small, it’s big. It’s important. Democracy in a nation of 300 million can be noisy and messy and complicated. We have our own opinions. Each of us has deeply held beliefs. And when we go through tough times, when we make big decisions as a country, it necessarily stirs passions, stirs up controversy. That won’t change after tonight. And it shouldn’t. These arguments we have are a mark of our liberty, and we can never forget that as we speak, people in distant nations are risking their lives right now just for a chance to argue about the issues that matter — the chance to cast their ballots like we did today.

But despite all our differences, most of us share certain hopes for America’s future.

We want our kids to grow up in a country where they have access to the best schools and the best teachers — a country that lives up to its legacy as the global leader in technology and discovery and innovation — with all of the good jobs and new businesses that follow.

We want our children to live in an America that isn’t burdened by debt, that isn’t weakened up by inequality, that isn’t threatened by the destructive power of a warming planet.

We want to pass on a country that’s safe and respected and admired around the world, a nation that is defended by the strongest military on earth and the best troops this — this world has ever known — but also a country that moves with confidence beyond this time of war to shape a peace that is built on the promise of freedom and dignity for every human being.

We believe in a generous America, in a compassionate America, in a tolerant America open to the dreams of an immigrant’s daughter who studies in our schools and pledges to our flag — to the young boy on the south side of Chicago who sees a life beyond the nearest street corner — to the furniture worker’s child in North Carolina who wants to become a doctor or a scientist, an engineer or an entrepreneur, a diplomat or even a president.

That’s the — that’s the future we hope for.

That’s the vision we share. That’s where we need to go — forward. That’s where we need to go.

Now, we will disagree, sometimes fiercely, about how to get there. As it has for more than two centuries, progress will come in fits and starts. It’s not always a straight line. It’s not always a smooth path. By itself, the recognition that we have common hopes and dreams won’t end all the gridlock, resolve all our problems or substitute for the painstaking work of building consensus and making the difficult compromises needed to move this country forward.

But that common bond is where we must begin. Our economy is recovering. A decade of war is ending. A long campaign is now over. And whether I earned your vote or not, I have listened to you. I have learned from you. And you’ve made me a better president. And with your stories and your struggles, I return to the White House more determined and more inspired than ever about the work there is to do and the future that lies ahead.

Tonight you voted for action, not politics as usual. You elected us to focus on your jobs, not ours.

And in the coming weeks and months, I am looking forward to reaching out and working with leaders of both parties to meet the challenges we can only solve together — reducing our deficit, reforming out tax code, fixing our immigration system, freeing ourselves from foreign oil. We’ve got more work to do.

But that doesn’t mean your work is done. The role of citizens in our democracy does not end with your vote. America’s never been about what can be done for us; it’s about what can be done by us together, through the hard and frustrating but necessary work of self- government. That’s the principle we were founded on.

This country has more wealth than any nation, but that’s not what makes us rich. We have the most powerful military in history, but that’s not what makes us strong. Our university, our culture are all the envy of the world, but that’s not what keeps the world coming to our shores. What makes America exceptional are the bonds that hold together the most diverse nation on Earth, the belief that our destiny is shared — that this country only works when we accept certain obligations to one another and to future generations, so that the freedom which so many Americans have fought for and died for come with responsibilities as well as rights, and among those are love and charity and duty and patriotism. That’s what makes America great.

I am hopeful tonight because I have seen this spirit at work in America. I’ve seen it in the family business whose owners would rather cut their own pay than lay off their neighbors and in the workers who would rather cut back their hours than see a friend lose a job. I’ve seen it in the soldiers who re-enlist after losing a limb and in those SEALs who charged up the stairs into darkness and danger because they knew there was a buddy behind them watching their back. I’ve seen it on the shores of New Jersey and New York, where leaders from every party and level of government have swept aside their differences to help a community rebuild from the wreckage of a terrible storm.

And I saw it just the other day in Mentor, Ohio, where a father told the story of his 8-year-old daughter whose long battle with leukemia nearly cost their family everything had it not been for health care reform passing just a few months before the insurance company was about to stop paying for her care. I had an opportunity to not just talk to the father but meet this incredible daughter of his. And when he spoke to the crowd, listening to that father’s story, every parent in that room had tears in their eyes because we knew that little girl could be our own.

And I know that every American wants her future to be just as bright. That’s who we are. That’s the country I’m so proud to lead as your president.

And tonight, despite all the hardship we’ve been through, despite all the frustrations of Washington, I’ve never been more hopeful about our future. I have never been more hopeful about America. And I ask you to sustain that hope.

I’m not talking about blind optimism, the kind of hope that just ignores the enormity of the tasks ahead or the road blocks that stand in our path. I’m not talking about the wishful idealism that allows us to just sit on the sidelines or shirk from a fight. I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting.

America, I believe we can build on the progress we’ve made and continue to fight for new jobs and new opportunities and new security for the middle class. I believe we can keep the promise of our founding, the idea that if you’re willing to work hard, it doesn’t matter who you are or where you come from or what you look like or where you love. It doesn’t matter whether you’re black or white or Hispanic or Asian or Native American or young or old or rich or poor, abled, disabled, gay or straight. You can make it here in America if you’re willing to try.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

I believe we can seize this future together because we are not as divided as our politics suggests. We’re not as cynical as the pundits believe. We are greater than the sum of our individual ambitions and we remain more than a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and forever will be, the United States of America.

And together, with your help and God’s grace, we will continue our journey forward and remind the world just why it is that we live in the greatest nation on earth. Thank you, America. God bless you. God bless these United States.

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[Archive]: Billie Joe Armstrong to Join The Voice

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong is set to join the US version of reality music competition The Voice. The American Idiot vocalist has joined the ranks of the show as a mentor on judge Christina Aguilera’s team. Aguilera is one of a four-strong panel of judges, consisting of Christina, singer-songwriter Cee Lo Green, country music star Blake Shelton, and Adam Levine of Maroon 5 fame.

Armstrong, who has said that he and his family are fans of the programme; has spoken out on the show’s format, giving us an insight into why he chose to do the gig; saying that it doesn’t mould artists, but rather gives them,

“…a little bit of guidance and direction without giving them a complete makeover”

He has also asserted that working alongside Aguilera is,

“a lot of fun.”

Billie Joe began taping the show on 25 June (Wednesday). He will feature in season three of the music contest, which started taping in June, and which will air in the US starting September 10.

The first instalment of Green Day’s upcoming trio of albums, ¡Uno!, is due to be released on September 24 in the UK; the second, ¡Dos!, has a release date of November 12 in the United Kingdom; and the third, ¡Tre!, will be available to purchase on January 14 2013 in the UK.

An interview segment with Billie Joe Armstrong and Christina Aguilera can be seen here.

This was originally published on July 28, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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[Archive]: Friday the 13th – Why So Freaky?

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Are you freaked out by Friday the 13th? Is it bound to bring you an unbridled bout of bad luck? Or, are you just a tad perturbed, thinking all this superstitious stuff is nowt bar nonsense? Well, whatever camp your legions lie in, let’s tackle this freaky Friday business, once and for all.

First of all: Why all the hate for the much maligned Friday the 13th?

Well, there are a lot of conflicting theories on this, but the most prevailing ones, at least in our Western Christian culture are biblically based:

•    According to the Bible, Jesus Christ was one of 13 guests at The Last Supper, was betrayed by guest number 13, and also died on Good Friday.

•    It is also claimed that the 13th was the day that Eve was tempted to take a bite from the apple growing from the Tree of Knowledge.

•    Some numerology buffs believe the number 13 to be unpleasing, as it follows the far-more-pleasing, rounded 12, which is seen as a number of ‘completeness’ ––  Jesus had 12 apostles, legends tells us that there were 12 gods of Olympus, there are 12 hours on the clock, 12 months in a year, even 12 signs of the zodiac (well, unless you count that silly new, 13th addition to the set, called Ophiuchus, and I don’t. As far as I’m concerned, if Mystic Meg ain’t having it in her horoscope, then neither am I. If you believe in Ophiuchus, you are clearly a heathen, and no more shall be said of it). The number 13 is the irregular, uneven follower of class-prefect-perfect 12, kind of the rebellious straggler, and nobody likes a straggler.

•    There’s also a Norse myth which lends itself to giving Friday the 13th a bad rap also  –-  the story goes that there were 12 Norse gods dinner-partying it up big style in Valhalla, the Norse heaven. Obviously not one to miss a gathering, a god going by the name of Loki gate-crashed the bash, and, as all gate-crashers are wont to do, arranged for a fellow god to shoot Balder the Beautiful, the god of joy and goodness. As you can guess, this story didn’t end well, or even moderately well, with random gods passed out on couches of indeterminate comfiness, with random penii drawings decorating their visages. Nope, our man Balder done and died, presumably going to the great Valhalla 2.0 in the sky, whereupon the whole of earth was said to become dark and fittingly, was said to mourn him.

Meanwhile, Balder either:

a)    Never partook of any of the heavenly parties that were going on in the afterlife due to a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Sausage rolls, the definitive party food of all true sophisticates, were bound to bring him out in a shaky, nervous sweat; and seeing as he was said to have been shot with a mistletoe-tipped arrow, Chrimbo parties and smooching under the mistletoe were totally out of the question.

b)    Or, he decided to party it up like a boss, sticking two fingers to the shifty Loki whenever he caught a glance of the sneaky scoundrel whilst peeking through the heavenly, super-soft clouds down to Valhalla 1.0.

Secondly: Does the superstition hold up – is Friday the 13th actually unlucky?

•    Well, from a psychological perspective it can be perceived as so, due to us silly humans being swayed by a tendency to notice and look for information which supports our theories, however whack they may be. This is called confirmation bias. So, for example, if you believe that Friday the 13th is the harbinger of bad luck, you’re more likely to sit up and take notice when you spill your steaming-ly hot frappa-cappa-mocha-locha-double-venti-don’t-hold-the-whip-extra-ice-syrup-and sprinkles-on-top hipster-obnoxious coffee from Super ‘Spensive Caffeine Inc.,all over your brand new, of-the-moment, super-chic peplum-pantaloon-skinny jeans. On other days you wouldn’t take quite so much notice. Conversely, if you have something super-terrific happen to you on the 13th, you’re less likely to associate, say, finding a giant gummy bear on sale at a super-cheap bargain-bucket price in, like, your local New Look branch (seriously, stranger things have happened. We’ll get onto those in a minute, my superstitious sidekicks) with that damn, dratted day of the 13th.

•    For businesses this confirmation bias, eh, business can seemingly prove unlucky for them. Some estimates suggest that up to $900 million dolla-dolla bills go un-spent due to people’s intricate fear of the freaky 13th. Of course, this is only an estimate, and some people dispute it. Those people probably also dispute giant gummy bears too, so take no heed. Seriously though, there’s deffo a distinct proportion of people who place themselves firmly under-duvet for the day, so that certainly doesn’t do much for the business of greasy tills and the like. Which leads us on nicely to the next point…

Thirdly: Do you know what friggatriskaidekaphobia means? Or have the means to cure it?

How about paraskevidekatriaphobia? Could you hazard a guess, based on what this article is all about? Far too friggin’ lazy? Okay, let me put you out of your misery. Friggatriskaidekaphobia is a phobia of the most feared of Fridays, Friday the 13th. Paraskevidekatriaphobia is basically a synonym of same. Oh, and according to the great internets (per Dr. Donald Dossey at the Stress Management Center/Phobia Institute in Asheville, North Carolina) once you’re able to pronounce the latter, somehow you’re magically cured. Eh, God speed?!

Fourthly: Freaky Friday facts, some of which kiiind of lend a heavy helping hand to this whole fear of the number 13, and, of course, Friday the 13th

•    The majority of property purchases refuse to complete their sale on Friday the 13th, according to Richard Aldous, sales and marketing manager of Hopkins Homes.
•    On September 13th, 1996 rapper Tupac Shakur (2Pac) died.
•    Streets in the city of Florence, Italy, don’t even have houses numbered 13 —  instead those homes are addressed as 12 and a half (How very Harry Potter of them!).
•    Lots of public buildings skip (naming) the 13th floor by its creepy, rightful, numerical name altogether.
•    The number 13 is excluded entirely from the Italian national lottery.
•    Those Italians aren’t our only continental neighbours to have Triskaidekaphobia (a fear of the number 13) embedded in their culture. Nope, their French counterparts are afflicted with the same phobia –- in France there’s the phenomenon of the quatorziens (fourteeners), which are add-on party guests to guarantee that your party doesn’t host the dreaded total number 13 of guests. (Balder could have totally availed of this service)
•    Friday the 13th falls 3 times in 2012, but don’t worry, 2 of them are already behind you (like the boogeyman — don’t look now!).
•    Each of this years dreaded Friday the 13th have occurred exactly 13 weeks apart, how’s that for ooky-spooky, all you Friggatriskaidekaphobics?!

Tell me, are you still freaked out by Friday the 13th? Or firmly in the perturbed camp? Did you know where all the trepidation surrounding this most dreaded of days stemmed from? Do you believe in confirmation bias? Did my set of Friday the 13th and freaky number 13-related facts shock and surprise you (bonus points for both, obvs.)? Are you a confirmed friggatriskaidekaphobic, paraskevidekatriaphobic, or simply a confirmed bachelor (in which case –- call me!); or, do you brave out the freakiest Friday of all, albeit with galoshes, wellies, and kung-fu moves (basically a normal day’s shielding oneself from the raininess in Ireland, then)? Confess all in the comments, it’ll make your black soul lighter. Or tweet me your freaky Friday facts @aprilbarry101

This was originally published on July 13, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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[Archive]: Steven Tyler Leaving American Idol

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has left the (American Idol) building –- quitting the judging panel of American Idol. The singer, who has served as a judge on the Fox network show for the past two seasons –- seasons 10 and 11, has today (Thursday) confirmed his departure from the panel in a statement via Fox,

“After some long…hard…thoughts…I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit”

and going on to say that he had,

“…Strayed from my first love, Aerosmith, and I’m back – but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I’ve got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the door open with my band. The next few years are going to be dedicated to kicking some serious ass – the ultimate in auditory takeover…”

He further added that,

“…Idol was over-the-top fun, and I loved every minute of it…”

American Idol creator and executive producer Simon Fuller also added his two cents to the statement by saying that Steven was a,

“…Real ‘Idol’, a rock legend.”

He also emphasised how,

“very proud [they were that they had the] pleasure of him gracing our stage for two seasons… ”

and that,

“American Idol will miss him!”

Tyler was a member of the American Idol judging panel during 2011 and 2012, alongside fellow singer Jennifer Lopez and record producer Randy Jackson. Lopez became a judge in 2011 alongside Tyler; following the departure of former judges Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres; and Jackson has been part of the panel since the programme’s inception in 2002. However, he may not be the only judge to shake up the current panel, as Jennifer Lopez said the following on Thursday’s Today show,

“…I am thinking that maybe it’s time for me to go and do other things…”

Aerosmith fans fear not though, if you don’t want to miss a thing, Tyler won’t be away for long, saying on Thursday that,

“On November 6, we are unleashing our new album, Music from Another Dimension [and that it’s] …time to bring Rock Back.” [sic]

What do you think of the latest American Idol shakeup? Will you miss Stevie like mad, or are you a bit meh about the whole thing? Who should replace him? Hit me up in the comments, or tweet me kindly @aprilbarry101

 This was originally published on July 13, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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[Archive]: Johnny Depp to Play Edward Scissorhands again… But Not in the Way you Would Expect!

Are you jonesing for a Johnny Depp fix, yet struggling to balance your craving for funny, adult-appropriate cartoon shows with the grá for an altogether broody Mr. Depp? Well, have I got just the treat for you!

For Johnny is set to reprise his first real gothic role, Edward Scissorhands, (FYI: This was his debut collaboration with Tim Burton, in 1990 — can you even imagine a time when Depp and Burton were not practically synonymous with each other?!) yet not with the quirky director-come-writer-come-producer-come-artist, nor on the silver screen.

Nope, our Johnny is set to play the gentle man, juxtaposed with his set of sharp, scary, steel-y scissor hands, on the small screen, in cartoon form. On US cartoon Family Guy.

The actor is set to appear in an upcoming episode of the show, with the cameo having already been recorded. Depp is set to feature as Edward in one of the cartoon’s cutaway gags. The thespian, who initially showed a tad of trepidation insofar as getting into character mode, — per Family Guy executive producer Mark Hentemann, he,

“…felt like he hadn’t done that voice since he did it in front of the camera”

(in fairness to Johnny, it was 22 years ago!), but that after a minute,

“He was able to snap right back into Edward Scissorhands once we pulled up a clip from the movie.”

And the answer to the question that you’ve all been wondering about ever since hearing thatJohnny is set to hit a small screen near you –- does he watch Family Guy? Yep, according to Entertainment Weekly Mr. D is fan of the show, and watches episodes with his children.

I, for one, cannot wait for my next Depp installment, totes jonesing!

Will you be tuning in to see hear Johnny on Family Guy? Are you a fan of grown up cartoons? Do you love Johnny more than, say chips? Tell me all @aprilbarry101

This was originally published on July 12, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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[Archive]: Modern Family Actress Sofia Vergara Engaged

Bad news, boys –- Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara is seemingly off the market. The Columbian-born star of the small screen has reportedly become engaged to on-off beau, businessman Nick Loeb.

Sofia, who is currently holidaying in the Rosewood Mayakoba resort, Riviera Maya, Mexico; with a bevy of 90 pals, including fellow Modern Family actresses Julie Bowen (Claire Dunphy) and Sarah Hyland (Haley Dunphy), and of course other half Nick Loeb; is there to celebrate quite a milestone –- her 40th birthday (and is seriously looking amazing, majorly thinking of investing in some Covergirl now to emulate her gorgeous glow — if only I could get my pale, distinctly non-glow-y, grubby mitts on it in Ireland!).

However, rumours abound that the Latino lovely was perhaps celebrating in the double when ex-colleague and friend, Fernando Fiore –- they’re both former hosts of show Fuera de serie -– tweeted a picture of himself alongside Ms. Vergara, who was sporting an altogether conspicuous, shiny sparkler on her ring finger. According to reports, boyfriend Loeb popped that all-important question at Chichen Itza, an area of ancient Mayan ruins.

Vergara, who currently plays sassy trophy wife Gloria Delgado-Pritchett to Ed O’Neill’s Jay Pritchett, on the hit US comedy Modern Family; met her rumoured now-fiance at a Golden Globes shindig in 2010. They are said to have a fiery relationship, with one source (possibly exaggerating ever-so-slightly) claiming that the twosome have broken up and reconciled “over a million times”.

The pair split, seemingly for good, briefly this May; however were spotted back together, hand in hand as early as June. Sofia has been a wedded woman once before, becoming a young wife to teenage love, Joe Gonzalez, in 1990. Their marriage was not to last though, hitting the skids in 1993. They are parents to son Manolo, who was born in 1992.

Are you happy for Sofia? Sad that you won’t get a chance with the sultry star? Tweet me all about it @aprilbarry101

This was originally published on July 11, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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[Archive]: Green Day’s Upcoming Album Trilogy, ¡Uno!, ¡Dos!, ¡Tre! – Album Covers Revealed

Doesn’t it seem like forever since we’ve had any new music from Green Day? Well, while it hasn’t quite been forever, it has been 3 long years since their last album, 21st Century Breakdown hit the shops. So, are you badly in need of a Billie Joe fix? I know I am! (And am also in total shock that he’s forty-years-old, since February! FORTY!!!)

Well, you’ve come to the right place, for here at Studenty we’ve got some just-in exclusive images for you, from the band’s upcoming trio of albums — ¡Uno!, which is due to be released on September 24 in the UK; ¡Dos!, which comes out on November 12 in the United Kingdom; and ¡Tre!, which will be released on January 14 2013 in the UK. While the album cover artwork for the first two releases from the upcoming trio of albums has already been released this month, the cover of part three is just in! Also — hello! –- who doesn’t need an excuse to see a pretty picture of Billie Joe, Mike and Tré happily holding up their latest pieces of musical magic?! Not me!

The album trilogy features lead vocalist and guitarist Billie Joe on the cover of part one — ¡Uno!; bassist, backing vocalist Mike Dirnt taking centre stage on the second, ¡Dos!; and, in a seriously subtle nod to his namesake, drummer Tré Cool on the cover of the final album in the set, ¡Tre!

Green Day with the complete trio of albums, ¡Uno!, ¡Dos! and ¡Tre!

The album trilogy will officially serve as their 9th album, not 9th, 10th and 11th albums, with Billie Joe’s response to the conundrum, which has surely crossed your Studenty mind being:

“One. Believe me, we asked.”

The trio of releases, which the band commenced recording on Valentine’s Day, will have their first single, Oh Love, cut from the first offering of the trilogy, ¡Uno! The single, according to Greenday.com, will “hit the airwaves” on July 16. And while the California-based band have yet to announce any Irish tour dates in 2012, they are playing some shows this year pre-album release — in Japan, France, Germany, Italy and America. Their itinerary, if you’re feeling especially flush, is as follows:

18 August 2012: Summer Sonic, Tokyo, Japan

19 August 2012: Summer Sonic, Osaka, Japan

26 August 2012: Rock en Seine, Paris, France

29 August 2012: Hockey Park, Munchengladbach, Germany

30 August 2012: Wuhlheide, Berlin, Germany

1 September 2012: Rock am See, Konstanz, Germany

2 September 2012: I-Day Festival,Bologna, Italy

10 September 2012:  Voodoo Music Experience, New Orleans, LA

Hopefully they’ll pay a visit to our fair isle during the all-but-obligatory (unless you’re Kate Bush, obvs.) tour to support the much anticipated record trilogy. Keep your ears peeled for an announcement which will most likely be made in early 2013. In the meantime, you can watch the trailers for part one and two of the album trio right here, on Studenty (below). And if you’re really hankering for a live (well, as near as you’re going to get to Green Day live this year, in Ireland anyway) Green Day fix on Irish soil, (read also: not flush enough to fly out to Japan!) you could always bag yourself a ticket to the Irish leg of their American Idiot musical, based on their mega-hit seminal album of the same name, which will be gracing us with its presence from November 5 – November 10, in Dublin’s Bord Gáis Energy Theatre.

While Green Day aren’t official cast members, they have been known to crop up from time to time, with Billie Joe attending a performance inCosta Mesa, California, as recently as 3 June. Green Day also made a surprise appearance, performing the show’s title track, along with old favourite Basket Case (from the days before American Idiot granted them a pack-fresh cachet of cool for a new generation) a few days after the musical opened in Broadway, New York, in April 2010. Billie Joe also took on the lead role, playing St. Jimmy, in the production for a brief spell in September 2010; and for a longer stint in January 2011. So, cross your fingers, toes, and anything else remotely crossable, and you just might see the mighty Green Day in the gorgeous flesh on home soil in the year 2012.

In the meantime, let me know –- are you excited about the new album trilogy? Will you be queueing up, old school style, outside a record store come September, November and January? Or will you be downloading ¡Uno!, ¡Dos! and ¡Tre! onto your MP3 player? In the case of the latter, do you even give a crap-ola about the cover art?! Do you think the trio of releases is a good idea, or a bit rip off-ey? Could it possibly come to rival the ever-brilliant American Idiot? What are your thoughts on Green Day? Tell me all in the comments, or tweet me @aprilbarry101

You can see an official YouTube preview of ¡Uno! here and ¡Dos! here.

This was originally published on June 26, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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Second image: Billie Joe Armstrong/Twitter

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[Archive]: It’s Official: Johnny Depp has Split from Vanessa Paradis

Sad news just in from the world of showbiz — Johnny Depp has officially split from long term love Vanessa Paradis. The couple, who have been together for 14 years and who have two children together confirmed their separation today, June 19 2012, with Depp’s publicist saying,

“Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”

The pair, who have never married had, up until the start of this year, been seen as one of Hollywood’s more solid couples. However, rumours of a split have been circling since January, with both Depp and Paradis said to have been leading increasingly separate lives. They also hadn’t made a joint red carpet appearance together in some time despite high profile film releases both this year and last year for Johnny –- Dark Shadows this year, and The Rum Diary in 2011. Vanessa has also been promoting her filmJe Me Suis Fait Tout Petit (I Was Made Very Small) recently. In January of this year Vanessa blasted these rumours when asked about them on French television show Grand Journal by saying,

“Yes it’s false! Of course it’s false!”

Johnny and Vanessa first met in 1998, in Paris, while Depp was filming The Ninth Gate, with Johnny saying of their first meeting,

“…I just knew, you know…”

Within just a few short months, French model-singer-actress Paradis and Depp had set up home together in France’s Côte d’Azur. They became first time parents the following year, on May 27, 1999, when they welcomed their first daughter, Lily-Rose Melody Depp into the world, in Paris. They also had a baby boy, John Christopher Depp III, who is better known as Jack, on 9 April 2002.

This relationship isn’t the first high profile one to fail for either Johnny or Vanessa -– Johnny was previously engaged to both actress Winona Ryder, and model Kate Moss. Vanessa was also said to be dating singer Lenny Kravitz in the ‘90s. Depp was also previously married to make-up artist Lori Anne Allison, from 1983 – 1985, before becoming a worldwide star.

This was originally published on June 19, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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[Archive]: Miley Cyrus is Getting Spliced. Thoughts? I Got ‘Em…

Miley Cyrus is engaged, y’all!

Yes indeed, the perpetually tween-seeming starlet (in actuality she’s due to celebrate her 20th birthday in November) is set to get spliced to fellow Hollywood star and longtime boyfriend Liam Hemsworth (former Neighbours actor, currently appearing in The Hunger Games; and brother to one Kit from Home and Away Chris Hemsworth, better known these days ­­for his turn in Thor and The Avengers). The twosome have reportedly been stepping out on and off for three years , ever since meeting on the set of The Last Song in 2009.

They officially announced their intention to wed last Wednesday, June 6, with Ms. Cyrus waxing lyrical of her love, Liam,

“I’m so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam”

and later tweeting,

“I’m happy to share this news with you all. I feel like all my dreams are coming true.”

The Australian-born actor, 22, popped the question to the Nashville, Tennessee native almost a week earlier, on May 31, with a 3.5 carat diamond ring from jeweller Neil Lane.

So, thoughts. Yup, I got ‘em.  Specifically on the whole Miley-Cyrus-becoming-Mrs-Hemsworth thing. Who knew titles of articles could yield such clues to their content, eh?

Okay, just to preface –- I’m not going to hate on anyone for getting engaged. Unless it’s Vanessa Paradis, you dig, natch?! My view is, if you’re not hurting anyone, and something makes you happy, then go ahead and do it.

But, here’s my bugaboo –- Miley’s a mere 19 years old. Not actually eons younger, to my surprise, but, born in 1992, she’s all of 19 years. Ninteen! That, in my opinion, is waaay too young to be making plans to become a Mrs/donning a diamond which pre-empts marriage/familiarising yourself with wedding favours (unless you’re a wedding guest, in which case – hello! – free swag alert!). I know some people meet The One early on, and sometimes you just know, but at 19, the likelihood is that he-who-you’re-convinced-is-The-One is actually the-one-who-you’ll-make-quips-about-with-your-friends-on drunken-nights-out while painting the town years later, or laugh about how besotted and totally in lurve you thought you were when you actually do come across The all-important actual One.

Seriously, at 19 your frontal lobe, which is an area of your brain which deals with processes such as reasoning, planning, and judgment (fairly important, then, when it comes to choosing your forever-mate) is not even fully developed, and FYI, won’t be until between the ages of 25 and 30. Yep.

Putting aside the fact that Miss Miley started her professional career as an actress in Disney Channel vehicle Hannah Montana at the young age of 11, let me put this in real world terms. At the age of 19, saying, simply for the sake of argument, that you completed the much-dreaded torture fest that is the Leaving Cert at the age of 18, you’ve been out of secondary school for one year. You’ve either :

a)      Taken a year out to travel, to work, perhaps to investigate the whys and wherefores of crop circles (hey, we don’t judge here at Studenty), possibly painted murals in some far-flung place, perhaps Belize; maybe even volunteered to do something, somewhere (to be specific).

b)      Been a college bum for a year, be it in CIT, UCC, or even the sun-drenched campus of UCLA. (They are your only options, obvs. This isn’t  Studenty Galway!) If you’re a UCC Arts student who is studying English you have yet to even encounter an English seminar.

c)       You’ve been a worker bee for a year. You intrinsically know how everyone in the office takes their coffee and tea, down even to the precise shade of mahogany their caffeine-in-a-cup must resemble (must!). You’re also highly adept at handling a photocopier.

Could you imagine lasooing that little amount of real life experience with an engagement ring, no matter how sparkly and shiny the stone? I certainly couldn’t.

When I was reading up on all things Miley, I just thought there was an interesting juxtaposition on the People.com website –- featuring amongst the list of the top five most read articles were, at number number, Miley’s engagement, and, at number two, Drew Barrymore’s wedding. Now Drew, much as I love her particular unique brand of crazy-quirky-cool, could teach Miss Miley a few life lessons.

Drew Barrymore — Miss Miley could learn a lot from Drew and her former flames

See, Drew hasn’t just become a blushing bride (if you’re asking — groom: Will Kopelman, occupation: art dealer; also, the bride appears to be sporting a baby bump, but has not officially confirmed this) for the very first time at the age of 37, oh no. See, our Drew was also engaged, and consequently betrothed at the tail end of her teen years too, at 19, to be precise, the self-same age as Miley is (engaged, not wed yet). She walked down the aisle with hubs number one, bar owner Jeremy Thomas, on March 20 1994, after dating for a mere six weeks. They were joined in holy matrimony by a minister-come-psychic-come-private-detective, who they found via a 24-hour wedding hotline. The venue? The Room, the groom’s bar in Los Angeles. Their wedded bliss was not to last though, as Drew filed for divorce less than two months later.

Ms. Barrymore also got hitched a second time, this time to Canadian comic Tom Green, in the year 2000. Having had a slightly longer courtship pre-engagement and ringing-of-wedding-bells –- they were engaged for about a year before they wed; the union only lasted for less than half a year -– five months, to be exact. The blushing bride was 26 (both as a bride and on becoming a divorcee the second time over). See, that frontal lobe is oh-so-important! Hopefully the third time will be the charm for dear Drew, the doyenne of rom-coms.

Miley, are you listening yet?!

Okay, so Miss Cyrus and Mr. Hemsworth have, in fairness, been going out for longer than Drew went out with her previous hubbies before they became husband and wife. As I said, on and off for three years, since the songstress-come-actress was 16, her Australian other half 19. It’s not the exact same situation, but still, it does add weight to my argument that 19 is still Way Too Young to wed.

Plus, if Drew’s story isn’t enough to sway you on the issue of an engagement at 19, how about all the other Hollywood starlets insisting on doing things So Damn Fast? I’m a bit perturbed by it all, to be honest.

Britney Spears, who got married at 22

Take Britney Spears, for example. She’s set to become a bride for the third time too, like Drew, at the age of 30, to Jason Trawick. Her first marriage, which lasted a grand total of 55 hours, was to childhood friend Jason Alexander at the tender age of 22. They wed in a quickie Las Vegas ceremony in 2004, the union later being annulled. Her second spin on the marriage merry-go-round was to Kevin Federline, a then-backup dancer. They got together reportedly while his girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson (you might know her from Moesha), was pregnant with his second child. Brit and Kev married in October 2004, making Britney both a bride for the second time in one year, and for a second time at the age of 22. The marriage, which produced two children -– Sean Preston, 11 months post wedding, and Jayden James, ONE YEAR later (what’s that I was telling you about frontal lobes, planning?!) lasted just shy of three years.

Christina Aguilera — also engaged and wed young

Also, fellow former New Mickey Mouse Club cast member Christina Aguilera married young too, to record producer Jordan Bratman –- becoming a bride in 2005 at the age of 24. She also became a Mom to son Max Liron Bratman at the age of 27; and had been a wife, become a Mom, and was also (are you sensing a theme yet?) a separated lady, all by the age of 29.

Jessica Simpson — the one time “Newlywed” was divorced from former hubs, Nick Lachey, in her twenties

Jessica Simpson is another pop star casualty of the celebrity Marrying Much Too Young club. She became engaged in 2002 at 21 to then 98 Degrees lead singer, and the pair tied the knot when Jess was but a tender 22 years old. In November 2005, Simpson and Lachey announced they were separating. By the time Jessica had turned 25, the separation had been finalised. She went on to file for divorce in December 2005. Lo and behold, Miss Simpson was a divorcee before she even blew 26 candles out on a birthday cake. She is currently engaged to Eric Johnson, and gave birth to his child, Maxwell Drew Johnson on May 1. Hopefully the second time ’round will be the trick for Jessica.

Ashlee Simpson, back when her tresses were of a red hue — another starlet who did it all a little too fast

Smaller sis’, Ashlee Simpson is yet another Hollywood starlet who’s carried on the trend of doing things So Damn Fast. The singer and actress became engaged to musician Pete Wentz at 22; married and two weeks later confirmed to be pregnant by the age of 23. Simpson became a mama at 23, giving birth to son Bronx Mowgli. The Mowgli part of their son’s name was apparently inspired by The Jungle Book. Predictably enough, their union hit the rocks 2 ½ years after the wedding, with Jess’ lil’ sis filing for divorce in February 2009, at 24 years old. She’s a divorcee by 25.

Suffice to say, hotfooting it to the engagement ring jeweller de jour, and marathon-ing it up the aisle in your teens or twenties does not seem to have panned out for these Hollywood stars. Take note, Miley.

And on that note, take a year out, go travelling, maybe consider studying crop circles, do whatever (again, to be specific!). Be a normal 19 year old. Have some fun, and be a teen. Save the serious talk of marriage until you’re at least 30. Your frontal lobe will thank you kindly.

Learn from your fellow stars’ mistakes. You’ve got years for all the rest!

This was originally published on June 14, 2012, and can be seen, in edited form, here.

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